November 2014
—Hey M, has Hamlet got ears?
—Um, well, I guess.
—What? And who do you think you are? Mr Shakespeare, I presume? You leave Hamlet alone! It’s not up to you to decide.
—Well, we aren’t told that he hasn’t got ears.
—So? We aren’t told that he has! Confine yourself to the text, Max, that’s all there is. Not much.
—Well?
—Or too much.
—Well, what about the ears? How am I supposed to think about Hamlet?
—You’re not supposed to think about his ears. That’s none of your business! Confine yourself to the text: that’s all you are permitted.
—But you asked about his ears!
—Yeah. I tricked you. Ha ha ha.
—Um, well, I guess.
—What? And who do you think you are? Mr Shakespeare, I presume? You leave Hamlet alone! It’s not up to you to decide.
—Well, we aren’t told that he hasn’t got ears.
—So? We aren’t told that he has! Confine yourself to the text, Max, that’s all there is. Not much.
—Well?
—Or too much.
—Well, what about the ears? How am I supposed to think about Hamlet?
—You’re not supposed to think about his ears. That’s none of your business! Confine yourself to the text: that’s all you are permitted.
—But you asked about his ears!
—Yeah. I tricked you. Ha ha ha.

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